Boy reads Twilight.

http://www.twilightguy.com

A chapter by chapter breakdown of a boy reading Twilight...
sure it's funny, but you wonder, "How the hell is he able to contain himself?"
the boy reads ONE chapter EACH week, and all in the name of 'research.'

here's the thing, yes, I understand instant v. delayed gratification in the name of research, it's admirable, however..., 10 bucks says he's already done and is living a lie.